A "How to" for the silly season

Oh Christmas, what mixed emotions you bring. On one hand I love the food, the getting together of friends and family, the decorations, the sales and on the other hand, I hate the crowds, pretending to like people you haven't spoken to all year, untangling the fairy lights, bad cocktail party food and cheap alcohol. So here's my guide to stop you ending up a fat cranky scrooge this holiday season.
Chapter 1: Food
Chapter 2: Drink
Chapter 3: Suppliments
Chapter 4: Mind